Lyrics

I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down In a little white box I can sell uptown But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss 'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff To somebody else . . . ah, but then, on the other hand I would Keep the wax 'N melt it down Pluck the Floss 'N swish it aroun' And I would have me a crop An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (Whoopee-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune I'm gonna find me a horse Just about this big An' ride that sucker all along the border line With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss 'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I might Ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night And then I would Get a cuppa cawfee 'N give my foot a push . . Just me 'n the pygmy pony Over by the Dennil Floss Bush 'N then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana Movin' to Montana soon Movin' to Montana soon (You can sing along on this too) Movin' to Montana soon Movin' to Montana soon Movin' to Montana soon Movin' to Montana soon I was movin' to Montana soon Movin' to Montana soon (Good night, you've been a red hot audience!) Movin' to Montana soon Movin' to Montana soon